Penguin joke is cute all the time,get more fun and try to not laugh

They are the only bird can't fly but they are can live in water and find the food very quickly. Can't fly but can swim,it's cool anyway. Their joke is good too,let try some joke of penguin.

Top 20 best penguin jokes for kids

funny penguin jokes

1. What do you call food regurgitated by a penguin?

 - Homemade!

2. What kind of rock hops?

- A rockhopper penguin

3. What Emperor wears only black and white and orange?

- An emperor penguin

4. What do you call a penguin that can lift a polar bear?

- Sir

5. Where do penguins keep their money?

- In a snow bank

6. What's blue and swims?

- A little blue penguin

7. What kind of food does a Royal penguin like?

- Macaroni

8. Why can't penguins fly?

- Because they don't have enough money to buy plane tickets.

9. What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?

- A penguin rolling down a hill!

10. What do penguins sing at a birthday party?

- Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

11. Where do penguins go to dance?

- The snow ball!

12. Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

- The outside!

13. What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?

- Really lost, because penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere!

14. What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?

- I don’t know, but don’t try to fix its bow tie!

15. Why did the penguin cross the road?

-  To go with the floe!

16. Who’s the head of the penguin navy?

-  Admiral Byrd!

17. Where do penguins go to the movies?

- At the dive-in!

18. What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?

- Iceberg lettuce!

19. What do penguins have for lunch?

- Icebergers!

20. Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?

 - Aunt-Arctica!

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Why people love dogs much more than cats?

If you are a person who love to know animal facts and want to know more, you are at the right place. Now, this is answer for why people love dogs much more than cats?

1. Dogs are technologically-advanced.
While most cats are busy batting crumpled tissues around the house, some tech-savvy dogs are learning how to recognize and respond to written commands on an iPad, like "sit" or "whirly," as well as mastering the art of taking selfies. A London-based company called City Dog offers sessions to train your dog how to take flattering photos of himself by swiping his nose over the screen.

2. Dogs bark 

Just to say hello or to let you know the postman is here or that the house is burning down. Cats make a noise only if they want something or if you do something for them – a rare meow or the odd potboiler purr (I don’t trust any animal that can vibrate).

3. Cats are creepy

Let’s not disagree about this, it’s true. Not for nothing does the archetypal witch travel with one on her broom. Dogs are open, cats keep it hidden.

4. Dogs are happy 

Happy to see you, happy to be alive, just happy. And they make you happy. Cats are happy too but they will never show it or share it.

5. Cats get pleasure from hurting you

On the rare occasions moggy makes it onto your lap you’ll end up in pain as the cat paws and claws you with delight. You, so pleased to actually be in contact with your pet, puts up with it and show off the scratches as a badge of honour. Sick.

6. Dogs know important stuff

Like when you’re sad or ill and will act accordingly. Cats don’t even know you’re alive, and yet you still have to spend money on them.

7. No need for food recycling 

Never feel guilty about out of date or left over food again, your dog will willingly take care of it for you. Cats only want to be fed delicious morsels carefully selected for them and served up by beautiful women like Eva Longoria and Christina Hendricks, they won’t eat your plate scrapings.

8. Dogs welcoming soldiers home is literally the most adorable/wonderful/beautiful thing ever. Please direct me to a cat who would ever behave like this after their owner has been at war.

9. Dogs help save endangered animals. 

Dogs are saving the world, one whale at a time. A black lab mix named Tucker, for example, has been trained to help scientists track killer whales by sniffing for their poop. By studying the whale feces, researchers can see how pollution is affecting certain whale populations.

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